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Endless rants go on and on like Oort Clouds in the Milky Way
Expensive sweaters, fear of boats, he loathes them all and lets us know
And how he dreads the Purple Line. These sandwich labels are so odd
Confusing and annoying him

Here comes Tony's Mailbag. Oy
Got your emails and your notes
Nigel tells you what we wrote
Sticker my pathetic jokes
Gonna read some for you folks