Lyrics

Whats up with island of Assateague
you walk down the beach and you might get kicked by a pony
p-o-n-y pony
He drives into work in a new CTS
cant turn on the radio but he tries his best, he is Tony
T-o-n-y Tony

Here comes the mailbag with your emails and notes
and Tonys gonna read em for all of you folks
Tony TTTTTony
He's not dumb but he cant understand
how to plug in a tv or use on demand, Tony
TTTTTony..........