Robert Griffin Superstar (Jesus Christ Superstar)

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A parody of a song by Murray Head.
A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA, Kj Ohnstad in Minnesota & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 10/27/2015  Released: 10/28/2015  First aired: 02/25/2016

Lyrics

Great thanks to KJ and Jason for saying yes to this song, which i literally could not have done without their generosity and talent.


RG3 Superstar
Best quarterback in the league by far
RG3 next Labor Day
when you're resurrected where will you play?

Every time I look at you I don't understand
How the optimism you unleashed got flushed down the can
You had a cannon arm, downfield accuracy, and
You were faster than Darrell Green, of course, he's a quinquagenarian
Your social media posts suggest you're bad at public relations
You're now less popular than a head lice infestation

Struggled with your reads
Flawed mechanically
No longer trust your feet
The stigmata is on your psyche

Your Crown of Thorns
The 6 Rams traded for
you, for the coin toss came forth and
Dwarfed what you re worth

RG3, best QB
Better than Rodgers and Tom Brady
RG3 RG3
On the scout team playing strong safety
RG3 Subway King
Can you lay hands on DeSean's hamstring?
RG3 would you say
A potato should go where there's a Redskin face

Back to DC in the Senate someday

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  • Bill Barto in Columbus, OH
    Andrew Lloyd Berg, so smart and funny
    3004 days ago.
  • Reg Jones
    OMG EPIC!
    3005 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Yep, the lay on hands joke totally got me. This has to fit into Kornheiser: The Musical somehow. It's too fun to be left out.
    3123 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Thanks, y'all! Both Jason and I commented that the "lay hands" made us laugh out loud while recording. This was a fun one. Great stuff from Rob and Jason and thanks for including me!
    3124 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    Been waiting for this one. Glad you did it. "Lay hands" is my favorite line
    3124 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Robert - we kid cause we love.
    3125 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    anita, i know the score. we all understand who comes in 3rd place on this one.
    3125 days ago.
  • Anita From Alaska
    Oh and Robert - you're no slouch either!
    3125 days ago.
  • Anita From Alaska
    Holy cow! Thought I was back in 1970. This is just so great. The collaboration over the miles makes me admire this even more. I think Jason might be ready for Broadway after this one. KJ was always ready. Thanks guys.
    3125 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Incidentally, I understand RG3 considers himself the best scout team strong safety in the League.
    3125 days ago.
  • Mark L in Dunn Loring
    This is brilliant stuff, everybody. A team effort indeed.
    3125 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Bar raised once again. The "quinquagenarian" joke is rocking my world. Jingleicious.
    3125 days ago.