Lyrics

And you may find yourself ridiculing your sponsors’ advertising copy
And you may find yourself criticizing their grammatical mistakes
And you may find yourself implying a window peddler is a serial killer
And you may find yourself threatening your colleagues, for eating the ice cream your listeners sent to you for free
And you may ask yourself
Will...they be renewing my contract?

Letting the days go by
Wearing out your welcome
Not that many days left
Neurotic tendencies abound
Into the breach again
With your curmudgeonly demeanor
Most of your lifetime
Is in the rear-view mirror

And you may ask yourself
How DO I open this coffee creamer?
And you may ask yourself
What DOES a baby platypus grow up to be?
And you may tell yourself
This is not the quote I gave for Barry’s book
And you may tell yourself
This is not my garbage in this trash can

Letting the days go by
Scavenging for grapefruit juice
Letting the days go by
Behind moose cans on the line
At Refugee Safeway
All the grapefruit juice is gone
Most of your lifetime
Showing everyone how right you are

Where will the Orchid pitch?
Where will the Orchid pitch?
Where will the Orchid pitch?
Where will the Orchid pitch?