Lyrics

Tony drove it pure
Didn’t hear the lawyer yell “FORE!”
Arch was struck and nearly dead
Imprinted Titleist on his head
Took him to Suburban though
Sibley is the place to go

Arch is never gonna golf again
Even if Kornheiser’s with ‘em
Though there are ways to defend
An errant shot or two

Should've seen the knot form on Arch’s head
Fabulous curses he delivered
When Arch decides to golf again
With a helmet on and an app for working blue