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1-877 Florida;
PHLO....Florida
1-877 Florida, you really can't make this stuff up....

You thought the Redskins were a circus slash carnival slash freak show? Well, they're not even in the same league as Florida.

A woman having a quiet conversation with a stop sign....Florida!

Naked guy humping a tree.... Florida!

Keeping venomous (yes, that does mean poisonous) snakes as household pets....You got it, Florida!

Crazy from the heat? Maybe.

Crazy from the Flacca? Perhaps.

But you can bet your ASP if a newspaper story seems a wee bit insane....the placeline is....FLORIDA!