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Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, alright - but hold on
The PGA better just hide it's kids and it's wife - cause it's on
Cause Jordan Spieth just lost at the Open tonight - now it's on, it's on

Well he is so good at the golfing
A certain pattern on his pate
So many men would kill to be him
Hair cuts for made cuts they would trade
Well, he is great and he won 2 straight
See the hook is we slice up what we like
Yeah his hair may be thin
But we love, so we kid
And his forehead is on the high side

Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, alright - but he 's won
We haven't seen this since a pre-pancake house Tiger - and he's done
Jordan Spieth may have lost at the Open tonight - but don't worry
Cause now he's climbing up the leaderboard of life - number 1, number 1

He's a contender, he's a contender to win it
Every time he's on the course
Still his hairline, gets headlines... is this still sports?
But his hair is not the reason we're there when he tees it up
To some it's an Albatross
A hole 3 under par
A Double Eagle it's called
But both are American and bald

Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, alright - but he 's won
And it's been years since we've had this, like 75 - Bobby Jones
Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, that's right - but he's won
Now he's climbing up the leaderboard of life - number 1

Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, that's right - but he's won
And we've been waiting for this moment, for all our lives - except for Tony, he's old
Jordan Spieth is losing all his hair, that's right - he's won, he's won, he's won
Now he's climbing up the leaderboard of life- he's won, number 1

Parody of "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins