Lyrics

I didn't realize Kj had already done this song until I was putting in the artist name. It was already finished so I went ahead and posted it anyway. Sorry Kj! I need to start searching beforehand next time. Thanks to judofuse for being the always-willing collaborator.

As I walk through the fairway of Columbia’s best
I scan the 15th hole and realize there’ll be nothing left
And I’ve been playing this course for so long but
No one else seems to think that the Purple Line’s wrong
I’m a really rich dude with golf on my mind
Got an iron in my hand and a really bad lie
They say millions will commute but that’s not what I doubt see
Why can’t they understand that it’s all about me
I guess they can’t, I guess they won’t
I guess they're dumb, but why can’t they all take the bus, fools

We've been spending most our lives without the Metro’s Purple Line
All the ocelots will cry if you add the Metro’s Purple Line
We can live the rest of our lives without the Metro's Purple Line
At least wait until Tony dies before you add the Metro’s Purple Line

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the one we hurt is Mr. Tony
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That he's the one we need to please