"Golden Bridges"

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A parody of a song by The Beatles.
Recorded by geoffreytanner in ATLANTA
Recorded: 06/09/2015  Released: 06/09/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Once there was a way
to get back Michelle
Once there was a way
to get back my girl

Went to psychic with a wad of cash
Said "Will you please help my dumba**?"

Golden bridges, you will need
Eighty grand, perhaps ninety

Bring me some diamonds, by the way
I hope your paycheck cleared today

Once there was a time
when I had money
Once there was a time
when I had a job

Now i can only sit and cry
I guess that psychic told me lies

Boy, your spirit's crossing that bridge
but it really takes a long time! x2

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  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    we all are too old to know. the line that put me over the top on this one is "i hope your paycheck cleared today."
    3391 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Very nice. This story must be insane, gotta catch up on the podcast today. ATL represent! (Or whatever the cool thing to say is now, I'm obviously too old to know.)
    3391 days ago.