Lyrics

They saw the needle on the counter (it wasn't me)
Air pressure gauge on the sofa (it wasn't me)
The bag of footballs in the shower (it wasn't me)
But they don't got me on camera (it wasn't me)

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Head ref came in, he caught me red-handed
Said "What you got behind that door?"
Picture this, I was letting the air outta
Footballs on the bathroom floor

How could I tell him that I was
Doing it for Tom Brady?
All this time he's been telling me
My pregame task is key

How could you let the ref catch you at the scene?
Trespassing in the stall where you carry out your scheme
If Belichick finds out it was you you'll be fired
Who else is gonna need a deflater for hire?
You say Brady's a gamer, sure he knows how to play
But if the ball is too tight he'll throw it away
Never admit to instructions he gave
If Roger Goodell asks, I'd tell him "No way!"

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