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A parody of a song by The Village People.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 05/18/2015  Released: 05/20/2015  First aired: 10/29/2015

Lyrics

Old man, I hear that you like coupons
Well then, old man, I’ve got a tip to pass on
I said, old man, get 10% off new brakes
or get a free coffee with your entree

Old man, when you need to buy juice
or like saving, really big on produce
There’s a club where, after age 49
you can save some cash before you die

It’s time to sign up for AARP
It’s time to sign up for AARP

If you want anything, well then that’s where it is
Enjoy a steak and a Schvitz...

It’s time to sign up for AARP
It’s time to sign up for AARP

You can save big at Sears, you can have a cheap meal,
You’ll be rolling in all the deals..

A parody of The Village People, "YMCA"

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I fully support that idea and find it hilarious.
    3294 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    you should just keep sending it in every Monday even though it already aired. that's absurd. this song is gold.
    3294 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    It only took me submitting it 4 times. At least he liked the Schvitz line - that was the one lyric that convinced me to record this.
    3294 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    About time this made the air.
    3295 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Affirmation, baby!
    3295 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Still just as great 6 months later!
    3295 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    YES!!!!!
    3295 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    FINALLY! JUSTICE!
    3295 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    agreed. everyone has songs that deserved to air but didn't for one reason or another, but this omission is baffling.
    3451 days ago.
  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Brilliant. I can't believe this hasn't aired yet.
    3451 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    He shoots he scores. "Enjoy a steak and a Schvitz" kills me.
    3456 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Real brilliance is being able to make something great look easy. Like this.
    3456 days ago.
  • rob in Pittsburgh, PA
    another home run.
    3457 days ago.