Lyrics

I Play Alone (Short Version) Parody of "I Drink Alone"

I play alone, yeah with nobody else
I play alone, yeah with nobody else
You know when I play alone
I prefer to play by myself

The littles wanna play golf with me
And it makes me feel oh so bad
One of 'em paid 8 grand to play with me
I’ll kvetch like your Old Grand-Dad

Cuz I play alone, yeah with nobody else
You know when I play alone
I prefer to play by myself
Well, you know if it cost less than 4 grand
I prefer to play by myself
Chaputzfuh!