Lyrics

I have reached a new recording low... Sorry Kevin.

He has the hat and the shirts and the socks yeah
A pair of pants with the shoes to match
Now more of their gear he will soon get
Just for saying their name on the air

2, 3, 4 ?
How much more can he have on?

He wore his Under Armour underwear
Underneath his Under Armour gear
He has on at least 4 pieces today
His Under Armour underwear
Underneath more Under Armour gear
But for none of it I bet he did pay

2, 3, 4 ?
Tomorrow he'll have on some more

A parody of "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" By Brian Hyland