Lyrics

NOW EVERYBODY WHO ROCKS THE RED
KNOWS THE CAPITALS ARE AS GOOD AS DEAD
USUALLY IT’S PITTSBURGH
SOMETIMES THE RANGERS TOO
THAT SENDS THEM PACKING
THEY’LL BE GOLFING SOON, YEAH

PUT THE FIRST LINE OUT, AND WATCH THEM SKATE
WOULDN’T MATTER IF THE COACH WAS THE GREAT TOE BLAKE
CALIBRATE YOUR LEVELS, THE COMPETE’S TOO LOW
A FIRST ROUND EXIT IS ANNUAL, YEAH

CHOKING CHOKING
CAN’T ANY SPORTS TEAM IN THIS CITY OVERACHIEVE?
CHOKING CHOKING - DOGS!
CHOKING CHOKING
TIME TO SWITCH ATTENTION OVER TO THE NATIONALS
CHOKING CHOKING
SIX MONTHS TO GO BEFORE THEY WET THE BED AS WELL