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Hey there kids, time for "Hockey Talk!"
The Lightning struck the Chicago Blackhawks
The Winnipeg Jets skated past the Sharks
The Maple Leafs they just iced the Stars

The Wild drove a zamboni over the Wings
The Sabres just playoff-bearded the Kings
The Ducks were body checked into the glass
The outlook for the Hurricanes is overcast

And elsewhere in the NHL
the Capitals are doing well
another year another President’s Cup
They’re invited to the playoffs but will they show up?

A parody of J. Frank Wilson, in the style of Pearl Jam, "Last Kiss"