Lyrics

I remember being in the air
When some gunfire gave me a scare
Well, that's what I told the folks at home
I conflated some stories, thought no one would know

But now I won't be down at 30 Rock
'Cause I wasn't shot at in Iraq
Yeah my story was a giant stinking crock
Now everyone knows and I'm getting mocked

Well, I'm clocking out for now
Maybe I'll be back in six months
Or maybe I'll be gone for good
If I can't get back your trust

No, I won't be on NBC tonight
Because I didn't get it right
I guess I'd better just stay out of siiiiiiiiiight

I...lied, I lied, I lied
Lied, I lied, I lied
Lied, I lied, I lied

(featuring Jenni Sexton on background vocals)