Lyrics

Well it was all that I could do, to keep from laughing
Well they make you sound so foolish every day
and they don't have to call you Mister Tony, Tony
in fact they hardly even call you by your name

People like to call you orange and grumpy
They call you bald, even though a few hairs remain
Yes they call you Grandpa, Satchmo and Porthouser, all the time
but they all keep tuning in just to hear you complain

And I'll hang around, as long as you're still breathin'
I'll even suffer through podcast delays
And I won't even try to get on the mailbag anymore
because I still have never heard you call my name

By Joe Aro
Parody of David Allan Coe's redneck anthem (You Never Even Called Me By My Name)

ps- When you work nights in bars hosting karaoke, you have no choice but to know this one by heart....