Lyrics

This iPhone is crap
I can't log in
because I'm old and not tech savvy

I can't send a text
I can't read my emails
When I press my phone it just says "HELLO"

I've been on hold forever, with these APPLE goofs
At least I can still make phone calls, on my car's Bluetooth

Don't have an APPLE ID
So they won't talk to me
Can't get an appointment without a password....

Here we go again
Don't they know who I am?
I updated the software now I'm cryin'......

Hand me a sledgehammer, while I piss and moan
Maybe I'll buy and Android or a WINDOWS PHONE....


By Joe Aro
Parody of "Suspicious Minds" by THE KING