Lyrics

How many texts can you send with your phone
until you run out of texts?
Is there a thing called WIFI in your home?
Maybe your son Michael could check?
How many gigabytes do you use in a month?
before all your data is gone?
The answer old man, is in your phone plan
The answer is all in your phone plan

How many times will the Patriots cheat
until somebody finds a smoking gun?
How many Superbowls will the Seahawks win?
or will New England stop them at one?
How many years will the Redskins finish last?
How long until us fans can have some fun?
The answer said Dan, is in McLoughin's plan
The answer's in Scot McLoughin's plan

By Joe Aro
Parody of "BLOWIN' IN THE WIND" (Peter, Paul & Mary's Version)