Lyrics

It wasn’t very long ago
I wrote a letter to Cleveland
I told you all that winning would be hard
but with work I thought we could achieve it

But this team stinks so there’s a little doubt
and I'm calling plays as if the coach ain’t there
I wanted Love but now I want him out
I’ve been in "Chill Mode” for two months now
and my attitude is so cavalier

And all I can do is keep reminding you
I came here
I play here
But it’s starting to look like I’m never gonna win here
If this goes bad
let's blame everything on Blatt
if this goes bad
it’s just a one year contract

A parody of Meatloaf, “Two out of Three Ain’t Bad"