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To the Cheeseboy-A parody of the Kinks Dedicated Follower of Fashion

No time for Swiss, but he loves Gruyère
Doesn’t care for Brie, prefers Morbier
You won’t catch him near a cheddar or a sad American
Cause he’s a dedicated follower of cheeses

And when he writes his little blog
He nibbles on a nice Gouda
The Olympics they were splendid but he didn’t see a thing
Cause he’s a dedicated follower of cheeses

He's the Cheeseboy (oh yes he is), He's the Cheeseboy (oh yes he is).
He thinks he is a connoisseur of Comté
And when he sees a double Gloucester he cant help but take a bite
Cause he’s a dedicated follower of cheeses