Lyrics

This morning I stumbled from my bed
as thunder pounded my bald orange head
and I stepped outside, but it wasn't there....
As I try to keep from blowing up
'cause my paper's just not showing up
my delivery guy, he doesn't seem to care
Where's my paper? Why is it so late?
I don't know how to plug in my computer,
I need to get my paper sooner
Got a radio show and I must prepare
gotta circle stuff but it's not there
hey whatsyourname, where's my POST?

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of "DON'T CRY DADDY" written by MAC DAVIS and performed by ELVIS....