Lyrics

I'm so old
So maybe it's time that I learned
I was told
go to Arlington Road or get burned

I can't find it
My Lucerne Cottage Cheese
I can't find it !!
My Coffee Ice Cream
I can't find it !!
Can someone explain Instacart?

Had a thought
Delivery occurred to my store
So I left my house
and on Saturday morning I scored!

Yes I found it!
My Lucerne Cottage Cheese
and I bought it !!
No need to drive to Bethesda 'cuz I found it!!
but I still need my coffee ice cream!!!

By Joe Aro
Parody of “I CAN’T STAND IT” by Eric Clapton