Lyrics

I was born right here
And so were a couple of somewhat well-known folks
A backup catcher with the Mets
An actor from an old Tv show

There’s also good ol’ whatshername
She wrote a best-sellin’ book
And graduated from my high school
Ok, she’s no Louise Glück

From my hometown
Our it could be your hometown
Or any old town
I’ve got fifteen kitchen outlets. . .