Lyrics

It's getting real late, and I'm low on gas, hey!
There's all this traffic, I'm freezing my ass off
It's bumper to bumper, no one can move
Hey Ralph Northam, I don't approve...c'mon MAAAN!

We're closing in on hour 25!!
I don't know if I'll get home alive
Call out THE GUARD and all that jive
I can't drive...NINETY-FIVE !!!!!



Lyrics: Elliot Olshansky

Vocals: Joe Aro

Parody of "I CAN'T DRIVE 55" by Sammy Hagar (1984)