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1-877-Gap Year Kid,
GAPP Gap Year Kid,
1-877- Gap Year Kid,
Have I got a job for you,
Take it from me, I'm a college professor this college stuff is real expensive, dorm, tuition, food and a bit extra for Friday and Saturday night, but have I got an opportunity and perhaps even a career for you: Trailer Repair and Restoration- most vehicle repair services require a garage or warehouse to do the work, but not Trailer Repair, this business (and by business, I mean industry) all you have to do is find a residential street with wonky parking requirements and boom goes the dynamite- you gotta work space! And if any of the neighbors complain, just tell them that your taking a gap year and beside, you live just down the street, so
1-877-Gap Year Kid,
GAPP Gap Year Kid,
1-877- Gap Year Kid
He's gonna drive Kornheiser insane!