Lyrics

At Uncle Benny's table where we do the show
sits a pack of socks, 4 or 6, "gold toe"
The kind you wear with boots, that ain't the kind I need
you shoulda heard the old man talking up this pack of free socks!
Everybody needs socks!
In the summer Tony doesn't wear socks
Hey Michael take these OLD MAN SOCKS!

Now apparently these socks, they're not a match for golf
So to his kid he ain't just gonna pawn them off....
"You're making me look bad" he says to Doctor HofWof
But Tony can't believe that Michael won't accept a bunch of free socks...
UNOPENED free socks!
In the summer Tony doesn't wear socks
Karril told him they were OLD MAN SOCKS!!

Lyrics/Vocal by Joe Aro
Cover Art by Larry Panzer
Parody of "JAILHOUSE ROCK" by Elvis Presley