Lyrics

This is the Rolling Stones' version. I sent a 60 second edit to the show, which loses the kicker at the end, so I hope the lawyers are happy.

Route 66

Certain topics give TK a swelled chest
Michael has good day from the fairway Dad’s impressed
Grabbed his sticks Michael shoots sixty-six

Tone’s played courses from Chicago to LA
More than two thousand balls lost on the way
Just can’t fix when Tone shoots ninety six

Tony’s drives go kablooey
Chip shots are screwy
It’s a shame and a pity, but his putts are just sh***y
Still he, beams on each show
Just how good’s his son, you know
’Cross Uncle Benny’s Table
Ask Michael and he’s able
To recap any major yep that’s his Bambino

Won't you get hip to this listener tip
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Golf still beats when Chris talks politics