Lyrics

I used to do my show out in a bar room
til my kids' inheritance had turned to stone
now I just spend my nights standing in my kitchen
eating ice cream, while wondering what went wrong......

And drinkin' smooth
Kentucky whiskey
Can't get to slee-eee-eeep , if I'm drinking wine
it's not as boooo-oooo-ooooring, as a glass of water
It's Elijah Craig bourbon, and I'll drink it, every night......

By Joe Aro
Parody of "Tennessee Whiskey" by Chris Stapleton