Lyrics

Cindy’s comma’s gonna get you
gonna put you right in your place
She’ll briefly write about your podcast
then emphasize your age

Tellin’ the world about your show
Laughin' ‘cause you’re so damn old
Though many readers were surprised
to realize
you’re still alive

And you can’t move on
“Kornheiser, 71”
No, you can’t move on
Comma comma, comma comma

A parody of John Lennon, "Instant Karma"