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It’s a suitable day in the neighborhood
A suitable day to shun neighbors
He’ll pay for a sign
Says stay out of mine
Please don’t be his neighbor.
It’s Mr. Tony’s neighborhood
A land in North West DC
No parking for cars with dead bodies (dead bodies)
It’s Mr. Tony’s neighborhood
So much dog poo
So much dog pee
Avert your eyes while he walks Chessie (walk Chessie)
He’ll buy every house up and down the street
Just ensure his privacy
Cross country skiers tend to flee
When he wields a snow shovel
It’s a suitable day in the neighborhood
A suitable day to shun neighbors
In Mr. Tony’s neighborhood