Lyrics

Chuck Todd will go into your house
sneak into your bathroom, like a mouse
and then you'll find your john is torn asunder
He's got an idea of how things should roll
on that dispenser next to your bowl
and if it's wrong, his heart begins to thunder....

Chuck takes the under......
The Littles all wonder
Could this be a blunder?
That Chuck takes the under..........

Lyrics/Vocals by Joe Aro
The 17th jingle version of the Cohen classic.