Lyrics

Tony, it seems like your podcast is just stories to kill time
Tragic but inspiring tales of an old man past his prime

You know we love when you talk golf
just kidding, that’s what fast forward’s for
And on a recent show, you told two tales
I swear we’ve heard before

It seems there’s one more deer in your backyard
One more hole in your tire
Tony, you know I love listening
but at this point I can’t explain why

One less tooth in your gumline
one less day you’re alive
Tony, we’ll never stop listening
to stories you tell twenty times

A parody of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, “One More Angel In Heaven"