The Wine Tyrant of Tunlaw

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A parody of a song by Jim Croce.
Recorded by Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
Recorded: 04/12/2018  Released: 04/12/2018  First aired: 04/18/2018

Lyrics

Well a box of wine just came
I’m not allowed to open
Because the Wine Tyrant told me to wait
Don’t think I understand

Every time FirstLeaf arrives
Well I have to wait so long
Because Bootsie’s mom reminds me that I’m wrong

Yes I do like Chardonnay
Especially the free stuff
But it’s not the kind of thing I would rate
I just know how to drink it
Every time it’s red or white
Cuz I find champagne too strong
And then Bootsie’s mom reminds me that I’m wrong

After "I'll Have to Say I Love You in A Song"