Lyrics

If I could pick games like a monkey
Imagine what my life could be
I would quit my day job
Podcast full time and hobnob at a bar
That loses money

But I never read the spread quite right
When my penis is measured before a flight
So I'm losing
Now I watch how the monkey rolls
Who he hangs with who he knows
Its so confusing

Lyrics: Robert Szkolnicki, Winnipeg, Manitoba
Vocals: Joe Aro, Ellicott City, MD