Lyrics

With apologies to Brad, for covering this one again and a thank you to Rob for tweaking and assisting along the way.

Lyrics:
HELLO MICHAEL
IT'S YOUR FATHER
ARE YOU BUSY
I HATE TO BOTHER
LOST A GLOVE AND THIS BULLPEN'S DRAINING
AND I ALSO THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW IT'S RAINING
I WENT SHOPPING FOR SOME NEW SHOES
AT THE OUTLETS SAVE MORE THAN YOU LOSE
COME AND PLANT MY TOMATO GARDEN
NEXT I'D LIKE TO BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT JAMES HARDEN
JUST THIS MORNING AS I WAS DRIVING
SAW SOME CAR PLATES THAT HAD ME SMILING
SITTING AND COUNTING, BEHIND THIS FOUR DOOR
ALL THOSE PRIME NUMBERS RIGHT THERE IN PERFECT ORDER
LIZ'S BIRTHDAY YA DIDN'T CALL ME
THOUGHT IT QUITE RUDE , GUESS I'M SALTY
HANGING UP NOW, EGGS TO ATTEND TO
IF YOU DON'T CALL ME BACK RIGHT NOW I'LL UNFRIEND YOU