Lyrics

Now you’re makin’ money investing it right
Got some partners, a rich socialite
Well if you find yourself in that one-percent place
Buddy, I know how to throw that money away
Just buy yourself a restaurant named Chatter
A couple brand new signs
A bar with great big ol’ flat screen TV’s
A local beer menu and boxes of wine
Remove some prime seating for studio placement
You can always serve people in the basement
Oh I wish I had a restaurant named Chatter
And I’d serve Weinerschnitzel too

A parody of “Pencil Thin Mustache” by Jimmy Buffett