Lyrics

Inspired by an idea by Tony Beeson

DISCLAIMER: I'd hate for this become a Cillizza situation where Luke thinks I hate him, that is not the case. I just thought this idea was hilarious and the lyrics wrote themselves. :)

My name’s Luke Russert
I live here on third base
I sometimes let Tony talk to guests
but the old man better learn his place
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
Is that Kendall Jackson? Honey, please
I would never touch that swill
but I know the unwashed masses will
It’s meant for schlubs worth less than 14 mil.

My name’s Luke Russert
I love the sound of my own voice
I retired from NBC
let’s all pretend that was my choice
My 10 minute monologues are the best
I’ve gotta say even I’m impressed
Now I’m gonna tell you what I think
I’m a millennial so I know all things
Sorry, I gotta run, Matt Harvey wants to go clubbing

A parody of Suzanne Vega, “Luka"