Lyrics

Really nice idea and lyrics from first time collaborator Matt Sciannella from Frederick, MD. Thanks!

Operator by Jim Croce

Operator, well could you help me place this call?
It’s my wife’s birthday and I skipped out for a golf game
My dad just sent this text
I guess he wants me to call him next
Wish mom would explain to him that it’s not his birthday

Well isn't that the way they say it goes
When you work for your old man
Play golf on the weekend, watch Caps and Nats, yeah
Go to Philomena and ignore my cell phone, but you know
That Tony has to show
That he sent me that text
And now wants me to call
Cuz its about himself
And this whole podcast deal
But that's not the way Liz feels

Operator, well let’s forget about this call
I don’t really have to call to return a birthday text
It was meant for my wife
I’ll thank him at Chatter Monday night
I think about the day that I get my own life, yeah
[FADE]