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So... Torie's husband is in the doghouse because he's going to the Masters and didn't even think to invite her. To make matters worse, they are hosting a 25th anniversary party this June and Torie says she'll only consider talking to him if he produces the $3,000 worth of Master's product she is specifying for the kids and her. While that is bad, it is probably worse that the whole world now knows about it. He shouldn't be clearing out space on the mantel for the Husband of the Year Trophy anytime soon.

You butt is toast
You are insane
Got a Masters trip
You’ll be master of your domain
The SWAG you need
Gonna cost 3 grand
If you wanna talk
To Torie again

Well your anniversary party
Is coming up in June
You better fix this mess real quick
Or she’s not inviting you

Cuz Torie’s mad, she’s mad come on
Cuz Torie’s mad, she’s mad come on, you know
Cuz Torie’s mad, she’s mad come on, you know
And the whole world knows
She wants to go
To Augusta next month with you

She's mad