Lyrics

While I'd love to shape up these BGVs, I have a cold that I just can't shake so this will have to do. And as always, I'm a Dapper Dan man.

(With constant kvetching all through his days)
I am a man of constant kvetching
I blab my troubles all my days.
I bid farewell to old 980
The place where I would bloviate
(The place where he would bloviate)

For 2 long months I've been in trouble
No sponsors heretofore I’ve found
For in this world I'm bound to podcast
I have no Weasels to blame now
(He has no Weasels to blame now)

I am a man of constant kvetching
I beg for freebies the whole day through.
Then when I become a true panhandler
Please fill my cup with Johnny Walker Blue
(Oh fill his cup with Johnny Walker Blue)