Lyrics

Ground Control to Kornheiser,
Ground Control to the Sachmo,
Your plane’s quite unsound and it will crash into the ground.

Ground Control to Kornheiser (four, three),
Going straight down, engines off (two, one).
Checking out now.
What will become of you?

This is Heaven’s Gate to Kornheiser
You really wonder if you’re in.
And the angels want to know: do old Jews get in here?
But this jingle’s now too long, so we don’t know.