Lyrics

I've been getting no love from Nigel on air, so I'm trying a jingle on his favorite show personality.

He lives in a zoo
His predictions are bold
He’s good friends with Nigel
His name’s Reginald

Hey hey, he’s a monkey!
Best prognosticator in town
And if he’s picking football
You’d better put money down

Sure, he sleeps in a tree
And eats beetles and ants
But he’s adept with an iPad
And waterskis with Bud Grant

Hey hey, he’s a monkey!
And he’s got a winning record to boot
He goes fly-fishing with Mike Ditka
And looks great in a suit

He’s crushing Jaworski!
Carville and Courtney, too
If you want to know the Super Bowl winner
Just head to the National Zoo