Lyrics

A quick one for a news story I haven't even heard yet because I'm over a day behind on the show... How's that for turnaround? Lyrics by Rob. :)

My best friend was a university president
He had an odd pedagogical philosophy to sell
He said you give a kid a couple months
If he’s not tracking summa cum laude you take out a gun

These rabbits are responsible
for driving our metrics through the floor
Stick their heads in the toilets
Until they don’t twitch anymore

For the life of me I cannot remember
Why he thought this was the better way to go
Now he works at the Steak and Shake
Tutors may have made more sense but
He was glocking freshmen

Parody of The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe