Lyrics

Idea and lyrics by delgreer from the Ideas page. I like the angle on this idea and cannot resist this song, so here we go...

You go on vacation and don't read your letters
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps
Her life stands still; she has no one to talk to
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps

I don't know why nobody told her
to get her own damn cell phone
I don't know how Nigel cajoled her
to use you as her messengers

You don't check your notes, nor your e-mails or faxes
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps
She misses her mail in English and Latin
While Gretchen Wu gently weeps

Parody of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" by George Harrison, Eric Clapton and some other guys.