What Child Is Schvitz?

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A parody of a song by Traditional.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 12/29/2015  Released: 12/29/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I need a schvitz, and I’m hungry too
so I long for something meaty
There’s a place that allows me to indulge in both at once
even if it’s super creepy
Schvitz, schvitz then enjoy a steak
With rabbis, priests and truck drivers
Schvitz, schvitz, are you circumcised?
Your waiter’s gonna know soon

A parody of a song by Traditional, "What Child Is This?"

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    Ok - this is my new favorite one.
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