Lyrics

They’re gonna put me on the radio
They’re gonna make a (eh) sorta star of me
I’m gonna get me lots of sponsors
And all I gotta do is act fearlessly

Act fearless? Don’t they know my schtick, man?
Acting fearless, now that would be a trick
These sponsors are like Kevin preparing for Sports Chicks
He never listens either, he is such a … dedicated employee

They’re gonna take me off the radio
They’re gonna pull the plug right out of me
I’m gonna lose my bagels and windows
All because I couldn’t … act fearlessly