Someone Get Me Off This Jury

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A parody of a song by Rod Stewart.
Recorded by John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
Recorded: 10/08/2015  Released: 10/08/2015  First aired: 10/09/2015

Lyrics

Someone To Watch Over Me

Every two years DC court selects me
All will now see my sense of civic duty
Someone get me off of this jury

I'm a big celeb who’d skip if I could
Listen up good, do you know me, well you should
Won’t you even comp parking for me?

Now I’m there just a guy in the hall reading
Then some dope, my pic he’s tweeting
Gotta say, dude, that that move’s just creepy

Finally my name’s called they realize it’s me
About to be free - nope - just a pic with Billy
Celebrity life is so trying for me


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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    The mix of this smooth style with the 'get me off this jury' title line is brilliant... you nailed this one.
    3260 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    So happy this aired, John. It's brilliant and you killed that performance. Bravo!
    3262 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    god this is funny. perfectly grabs the whole "look at what a concerned citizen I am/I am only here because I don't know how to get out of it" conundrum we deal with on the show every 2 years. and yes, Joe had that!
    3269 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Thanks all. Show open: that was nice, indeed....
    3269 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Fantastic, John! Resonating so deeply it's a walk-off homer! Congratulations!
    3269 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Nice!
    3269 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Huh, I believe I had that....
    3270 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Today's jingle. I'd give Sheehan odds.
    3270 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Show ready John.... fabulous!
    3270 days ago.