Lyrics

The promise you made me
turned out to be a lie
DC loves the Junkies
but needs a show that’s just for guys

I guess that dream is over
Goodbye, Jason & Chris Paul
You canceled them too early
and kicked us in the balls

[Chorus]
Could've been so beautiful
Might have changed my life
The Man Cave name was terrible
but I was gonna give it a try

Could've been so horrible
or it might've been alright
Now all I have to listen to
is some **** called Mike & Mike

A parody of Tiffany, "Could've Been"