Lyrics

With a nod to "Scary Gary" Alan, who I completely stole this idea from (with permission, of course)

People are staring
Is it something I’m wearing?
Oh wait, I’m sure it’s just because I’m bald

but Wilbon looks dashing
he’s a paragon of fashion
why do I look like a hot dog with a beard and shades?!

I don’t have the hair I used to
mother nature is really cruel
I don’t have the hair I want to
but at least I’m still richer than you

A parody of James Ingram, “I Don’t Have the Heart”